Kardashians Boycott Their Own Show

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are refusing to film the new season of their show until the person stealing their jewelry is caught. It is unclear if this is a stunt born of desperation for material or if they have hidden their baubles to collect insurance money as is the want of their grifter lineage. It’s also possible someone is actually stealing their shit and this is the first ostensibly genuine ordeal to ever surround any of their lives since their dad hid Khloe’s real dad’s knife in his brief case.

The sisters are convinced someone who works for their show is jacking their stuff, because only someone completely morally bankrupt could devise story lines or even spread gaffers tape for them before gouging their eyeballs out with a diamond encrusted crucifix. Now they want the crew to take polygraphs and confirm that everyone involved lives in a hate filled house of cards. Its unclear how the sisters will cope with the anxiety around victimhood,  but my money says it involves packing on weight and buying expensive evening wear.