Britney Spears Tit Fat Shrinking

It’s almost time for Britney Spears to return to Las Vegas for her musical residency under conservatorship. She does a month on, six months off, kind of like world class astronauts or super lazy people trying to renew their unemployment. Running up to her opening last December, Britney pretended to get into shape but clearly got gassed on stage with her seams bursting off and injuring several Japanese tourists in the audience who later apologized even though it clearly wasn’t their fault. This time, Britney’s serious about her fitness. She’s been at the gym every single day for over ten days now. That’s some Usain Bolt type dedication. By wearing the exactly same clothes she did at 16, Britney is able to calibrate her physical conditioning to her body during high school, if she had gone to high school. Uncontainable tit fat never lies. When it’s gone, Britney will appear once more.

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