Jessica Alba Takes Ownership of Her Body

It’s that time for the publicity cozy press outlets to once more pretend Jessica Alba is an actress.  She tells E! Online in an explosively insipid interview that she regrets her past safe movie role choices and is only now taking control over her sexual persona and stupendous tits:

I just have an ownership of my body and of myself as a woman that I didn’t really have before. I know who I am, I’m confident in my sexuality and now it’s not so much of a departure from myself when I have to do photo shoots or play a character.

Jessica Alba has been cursed from the very beginning by being successful with just her good looks. I can’t imagine how horrible it is to spend the millions you make simply by being hot when you were hoping it would be from your acting abilities, or maybe being an astronaut or renowned metallurgist. Alba says ten years ago she was a tomboy just pretending to be sexy. Now she really is feeling womanly and sexy. I’m also feeling sexy about her. I think our emotions are dovetailing. Jessica Alba seems far too confident to sleep around simply because she hates herself. That’s truly unfortunate.

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