Michelle Rodriguez Fucks the Gay Out of Zac Efron

At this point, Michelle Rodriguez is merely toying with the true depth of her sex powers. She’s like Zod with a vagina. She can fuck the gay into people. Now she’s trying to fuck the gay out of Zac Efron. That’s like earning a perfect ten in gymnastics before Nadia Comaneci. It seems inconceivable. But Zac jetted out from Los Angeles direct to Michelle’s Atlantis compound in the Riviera to be de-gay-programmed through an intensive regimen of gluten, pretending to know shit about cars, and Michelle’s super twat that encased Efron for an entire weekend as she read off the list of names of famous male models and socked him every time she felt a twinge. Michelle Rodriguez is still in her caterpillar stage. When she goes full butterfly don’t be surprised to see her spread eagle atop the Freedom Tower causing all of lower Manhattan to feel a longing in their genitalia.

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