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August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
This is Harper’s Bazaar China, so it’s possible this isn’t really Irina Shayk but a knockoff Irina rotocast in a Guangdong factory. China pretty much produces everything in this world made of plastic, stone, metal, wood, or tiger balls. I always wonder when they threaten to nuke the shit out of other countries if they don’t realize how poorly that affects their customer service rating. Here’s your 10,000 units of Authentic Italian knockoff marble floor tiles. We might have snuck a dirty bomb in your shopping cart. Have a nice day. You’ll get crucified on Yelp for pulling shit like that.
Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar China