Britney Spears Nipples Defend Her Singing

The Britney Spears can’t sing controversy continues for either the past week or the past fifteen years depending on when you first noticed. Britney Spears leaked un-computer tuned vocals last week sent a shockwave through the domain of dummies who didn’t realize like most pop music stars Britney’s voice was made palatable through the wonders of modern audio science. William Orbit, Britney’s producer on the Alien single, helped make the story go away by spending every single day of the past week with exaggerated defenses of Britney’s superstar level talent. In his first few counterpunches, Orbit defended her voice, but by Sunday he had become more realistic:

Charisma is charisma. No software ever invented can manufacture that.

And nipples are nipples he forgot to add. Britney certainly has charisma and nipples and that should well explain away criticisms that she isn’t really a singer. Which I’m pretty sure nobody care about in the first place. People just want to see if Britney can keep enough weight off to make it through her dance numbers without coughing up shards of her lung. Thankfully, you can manufacture a breathing tube.

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