Megan Fox Is Acting Badly

I’d always assumed Megan Fox’s crappy acting was directly related to her complete lack of acting talent. Fucking assumptions wing me again. Apparently, her dramatic performances are grade school level because she just doesn’t give a shit:

“It’s so hard to be a working mom especially when your heart is not in your work, when your heart is with your family”

You can get fired from Sizzler for being uninspired around the salad bar, so why is Fox still getting offers? She’s hot, just like a ton of other women in this town who will push their tits up in a low cut top, slap on some tight jeans, and mouth any lines or Michael Bay’s junk as needed to secure employment. Once talent is no longer in play, that funnel top is fucking huge.

“I’m looking for movies that will shoot in Los Angeles, for projects where I can shoot in and out in 10-20 days.”

Gotcha, sexy Meryl Streep. Hollywood needs to work around your breastfeeding and tumble-time play schedule. Maybe all of this nonsense is just Fox lowering expectations for her upcoming role in Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Maybe she is going for that Johnny Depp aloofness in an attempt to cast the detached nature of her performances as a struggle with inner turmoil. Or maybe she’s just an entitled Guess model who has already blown her Transformers money on Bugaboos and is looking for some easy paydays. If she got naked as April O’Neil, all of these questions could easily go away.

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