Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet

Jennifer Nicole Lee is that fitness trainer mom who keeps losing her swimsuits at public pools. I had an Uncle like that who was eventually arrested on completely unrelated charges. Those were the days when men without children could be Boy Scout leaders and Little League coaches and all the moms thought they were sweethearts. As much as we call it progress, some day we’ll look back fondly on the days when pederasty ran completely unchecked in our schools, churches, and Payless shoe stores. Gone are the days when a mesh top and some tight gym shorts got you free inner tubes for your Huffy. The barter system is dead. It’s all magnetic striping now. Hold me, Jennifer Nicole, I’m feeling melancholy.

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