Charli XCX And Her Knickers

At some point the Vegas casinos realized that the next generation no longer wanted to lose their money pretending to be Swingers at the tables, so they invented ‘beach clubs’ at their outdoor pools. Now, they can un-line the pockets of the millennials who didn’t get their quota of day time drinking and date rape in college. Naturally, you can’t have Spring Break forever without some crappy music artists singing over their pre-recorded tracks with lots of phaser sound effects. Like this chick Charli XCX. I’m not good with Roman numerals, but I think that means she’s a British 8. Not too bad looking with just a slight nod to the irregularities that come with a thousand years of intra-island breeding. Nothing a large pair of sunglasses can’t help. The guy who was making her music on the laptop behind her could’ve told her that everybody in the crowd could see her panties, but you’ve got to give the poor schmucks paying $20 a drink something of value.

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