Amanda Bynes Seems Like a Safe Driver

You can lose your license for speeding, but apparently DUI and a couple hit and runs and some mental illness holds for lighting dogs on fire in psychotic rants in strangers driveways means you’re good to hit the road. Remember when we as a nation decided we’d had enough with drunk driving deaths and MADD and SADD and maybe even GLAAD and NAMBLA got together and we all made rightfully Draconian measures against DUI, except we carved out an exception for troubled former childhood stars and their parents? That seems like just yesterday. I forgot the Lohan Bynes Hilton exception, but there it is. Technically, Amanda Bynes doesn’t have a DUI on her record because prosecutors agreed to drop that charge in exchange for three years probation. But, yeah, she was still driving drunk and sideswiping cops. She could’ve lost her license forever, but zero days just seemed more prudent from the judges who hate to be all judgy. If she kills somebody I know, I’m going to be super pissed.

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