Ana Braga in a Pink Thong Bikini

I like that America has become a safe haven for foreign girls looking to become famous by flashing tits and ass. Politicians make speeches about how we’re a proud nation of immigrants, but mostly people have always hated the raggedy folks who got here after them. It’s like pretending you’re happy that you ex is getting biblical with the next Mr. Right. Your flag is your flag and every bit as important as the day you first planted it. If the Russkies went to the moon and swapped out their colors for the stars and stripes, we’d go to war. The best thing that could happen to immigration is this Brazilian girls labial folds flapping in the wind to remind us that every man on this planet belongs to but one nation, the nation of dudes who want to bang this chick and leave before sunup.

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