Kendall Jenner Camel Toe Causing Uproar

For years we stared into the gaping lower maw of Khloe Kardashian in yoga pants, her massive lips flapping like Mothra into impossible flight. Then Khloe got wise and with a paid consumer tie-in, solved her vag lines problem

I’ve learned my lesson a million times. I wear Spanx so I don’t get a camel toe!” — Khloe sounding wise beyond her hears in ITN Interview.

And Khloe isn’t even the smart one in the family. You’d think she’s have taught Kendall a similar lesson about flashing her labia majora in the public eye. Unless there was some sinister force lurking in the darkness encouraging Kendall to actually show off her sweaty lady parts. Some mindless crone who absorbs fame and money like sunlight to plants. Some Sith creature with fake nipples that smell like stale Twizzlers and an unquenchable desire to exploit her own young for shits and giggles. As if such a hellish creature existed anywhere but in our nightmares.

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