Kris Jenner Knows That Nobody Wants To See Her Naked (VIDEO)

Kris Jenner called into an Australian morning radio talk show to update the continent on just about everything that’s going on in her family’s life, because there aren’t enough Kardashian shows on TV right now, and Australians will literally die if they don’t know what’s going on with Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Among many stupid things, the hosts asked Kris if her ex-husband, Bruce Jenner, is actually getting a sex change and she denied it, because sometimes a guy just has to get his throat shaved. But the good news in this is that they asked her if she’d consider posing for Playboy now that she’s single and releasing “sexy” photos of herself in bikinis, and she said that she’s not because, “I don’t think anyone wants to see me without any clothes on.” Of course, she could have just stopped at “me,” but it’s nice that she’s at least ruling out the worst idea of all.