Claudia Jordan And Aisha Thalia In Bikinis

I know the girl on the left used to be on Deal or No Deal where Howie Mandel would break into a herpetic sweat when people tried to touch him. I’m not familiar with the confused looking girl with the big fake titties who decided to wear her seventh grade end of the year party swimsuit. You know that party where the girls who developed early showed up in their first bikinis and all the girls who hadn’t yet stood in the back and talked shit about the girls in the bikinis who think they’re all that. I may have actually got that last part from a female coming of age movie that by definition nobody saw in the theaters. Being a girl seems really hard. In some ways you have to admire guys like Bruce Jenner for taking the plunge.

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