Chris Brown Hauled Back to Jail, Was He Ever Even In Jail?

Chris Brown got thrown out of rehab. Again. You’d have to think Anger Rehab has a pretty high rate of rule breakers, and Chris is one of them. He got tossed out of the last place for throwing a rock at his mom’s car when she came to visit. Crazy little scamp. And now he’s been booted again. Apparently it’s not for drugs or violence or even having sexual relations with one of the staff members at rehab, which he did. YOLO. That’s so Chris Brown. But whatever the hell rule he broke, he got tossed which according to his last court order means he has to go back to jail. Which is where the L.A. County Sheriff deputies are escorting him right now. He’ll probably be placed into isolated custody, which means he can only injure himself. They should give him some props and obstacles to contend with. That would be one awesomely angry pay-per-view.