Kate Usmanova Has an Ass and a Half

Everybody goes crazy when a white girl shows up on the beach with a nice ass. It’s similar to how they celebrate the one dude from Mexico who competes in the Winter Olympics or how everyone gasps when an Asian kid can’t unscramble trigonometry. It’s wildly racist and unexpected. I know plenty of fair-haired girls with great bottoms. For shorthand, I refer to them as girls who tell me to stop fucking staring at their ass. Which is fine, because there’s nothing wrong with a girl whose ass resembles an older man in Dockers. You want gravity to take hold of your hand as it drops from the small of her back to her ankles without anything getting in the way. Flat as a board? They ought to call it hot as a board. There’s nothing finer than a woman’s college basketball low post specialist.

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