Arby’s Buys Pharrell’s Stupid Hat

Fast food chain Arby’s bought Pharrell’s stupid Grammy’s hat for $44,000. The makers of the big beef and cheddar forked over the cash in a Ebay auction for charity. When Pharrell first wore the hat during the Grammy’s, Arby’s joked that they wanted their hat back because it kinda sorta not really looks like their logo. The hat was “designed” by famous fashion designer and crypt keeper look-a-like Vivienne Westwood. And by design I mean she took Smokey the Bear’s hat, took a shit in it, emptied the shit, and then put it on Pharrell’s head. Arby’s Tweeted:

“@Pharrell You’re welcome. We’re HAPPY to support a great cause & get our hat back. Good luck at the #Oscars tonight! “

It’s unclear what Arby’s is going to do with the ugly hat. Perhaps they will display it in their restaurants so that the slack jawed yokels and morbidly obese people who frequent the restaurant can catch a whiff of music stardom. Or the CEO will just wear it around the house and scare the cat.