Paris Hilton Showed Off Her Vagina For Her Birthday

Paris Hilton turns 33 years old today, so naturally she celebrated over the weekend with a huge, star-studded party that featured some of the biggest names in music, movies, TV and fashion. Except, all of their invitations must have gotten lost in the mail, because the only people that showed up to Saturday night’s event at Greystone Manor that I’ve heard of were her parents and Corey Feldman. Paris is a shrewd tactician, though, and she knows how to make people stop talking about how her most famous friend is an 80s child actor who wants to be Charlie Sheen and focus on her. Naturally, she didn’t wear underwear and she flashed her vagina to everyone on the red carpet. Honestly, though, even her parents probably said, “Seen it already” because the only way Paris could shock us with her vagina would be to close it.

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