Breaking: Courtney Stodden Still Has Huge Tits

In case you were hoping that Courtney Stodden had finally paid off in your celebrity death pool, I have bad news. The 19-year old is apparently alive and well, still doing absolutely nothing more than squeezing her giant fake tits together and somehow not making any money for it. Yesterday, the recently-single fame whore tweeted a photo of her trademark tits to pretend like she wanted people to look at her new shade of lipstick and brown hair, and the results were less than thrilling as usual. All we can ever really hope for with Courtney is that she provides a reminder to teenage girls everywhere that you can inflate your chest until you float away to the moon, but if you’re not talented or don’t plan on showing your tits, you can pretty much forget about ever having a career in show business.