Nick Carter And His Bride Are So Progressive

There are a million different reasons why everyone’s bullshit obsession with reliving the 80s and 90s is stupid, but chief among them is how it extends so many careers long beyond anyone should really give a shit. Take Nick Carter, for example, as the Backstreet Boys singer has seen his 15 minutes pushed back by a few seconds every few years, when unoriginal idiots and people who hate their lives ask the awful question: “Remember the 90s?” Nick and his fiancée Lauren Kitt got another shot at brief relevance over the weekend, when they held a joint bachelor and bachelorette party at Ghostbar at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas to show the world that they love each other so much that they were willing to sit in a VIP booth together, while a handful of people apologized for making eye contact with the sickly looking fellow and his older sister.

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