Did You Hear the One About the Girl Who Went Trampolining With Khloe Kardashian?

Kylie Jenner was rushed to the emergency room after she smashed her face on a trampoline. Apparently, she had the thoughtful idea to bounce on a trampoline with her robust sister Khloe when she ate it and was rushed to the emergency room. It’s unclear if she really hurt herself or is just being dramatic for the E! cameras that follow her everywhere like a chlamydia virus. If only Kylie had stayed in school for the double digit grades she might have had the opportunity to learn Newton’s Third Law about actions causing equal and opposite reactions. As in, Khloe comes down, you go way the fuck up. Into orbit potentially if you’re under seven stones in weight.  The family is anxiously awaiting word how this facial injury might affect Kylie’s future as an off-Strip party girl in Vegas. For her part, Khloe is wondering how she worked herself into the butt of the perfect fat girl joke once more.