Courtney Stodden Tits Just Got More Femininst

Courtney Stodden says she just wants to be a normal 19-year old girl again. First step, divorce your old-man and find a relatively younger Hollywood type to career-advise you into letting him cum on your big fake titties in the back of his Sebring. Consider step one achieved. Courtney Stodden flashed her expensive yabbos out on a dinner date with some dude who claims to be a guy who produced a reality show for a cable station somewhere between the Mac Davis reprise channel and that one that always seems to be selling crappy looking Chinese sexy toys. Courtney is taking a lot of flack of late for being a no-talented clueless spray painted streetwalker with excessively flamboyant wardrobe choices. She decided to challenge the last part:

‘I actually feel that I’m a true feminist because I believe in women looking the way they want to look. I believe that real women support women.’

Hell, yes, sister. The main thing missing from modern Feminism really is big ole cheese filled cans. Feminists have struggled for years trying to sell their various wave nonsense, all the while leaving at least half their audience wondering why their boobs were so small and unhappy. Along comes Courtney Stodden to be the Obama like hope and change for the Feminist movement. She lives on her own, drives herself to the clinic when its time for the Shop-Vac®, and she has knockers the size of two mightily deformed baby gnu skulls. Women should look the way they want, with a special emphasis to women who want to look like successful Thai fishing village hookers. They’re the tip of the Feminist spear.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News