I’m Pretty Sure Patti LaBelle Just Called Britney Spears a Talentless Heifer

Patti LaBelle took Grammy weekend media opportunity to call current pop music stars a bunch of fat-asses who can’t sing and need forty-people backing them just to create decent music.

Yeah, because all these little heifers who can’t sing are called divas!…. I don’t know if they like to be called divas — but I know I wouldn’t call them divas, because it’s not in good company.

I’m going to just assume she’s talking about Britney and Ke$ha and Rihanna and Miley Cyrus and other tits in tights who have very little musical talent but make millions to perform as singers. I’m also going to assume Patti LaBelle has a chip on her should the size of Britney’s undulating left ass check. Oh, no, Patti LaBelle refuses to call you a diva, what now? I’m sure that’s going to keep these brain-dead chipmunks up at night in their mansions watching a ‘What the Fuck Ever Happened to Patti LabBelle’ special on VH-1. It’s the entertainment business. You’re in business to be successful. Britney Spears is more successful than you. So, she’s a talentless heifer. You’re the bitch nibbling on the sour grapes because she’s killed you on the money end. Boo fucking hoo. Go find another Lady Marmalade, slap on some Spanx, and get your own fat ass back out there earning.