Audrina Partridge’s Ass Went Shopping

In case you were worried about the third most famous star of a reality series that was on TV so long ago that most people can’t even remember the name, Audrina Partridge is doing just fine, as is her ass. Both Audrina and her ass went shopping in Los Angeles yesterday, as they regaled each other with tales of that time that they were more than just a woman and her ass that Las Vegas nightclubs paid to host when they couldn’t schedule Carmen Electra in time. But then, like all good times, their day came to an end, as they had to return home to a dumpster behind MTV’s studios, where they’d spend the rest of the day praying to the gods of relevance that somehow their stupid TV show would become an ironic hit on one of the several hundred networks that sad people watch so they can one day afford to go shopping again.

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