Madonna Hashtags the N-Bomb Then Goes Into Hiding

It’s confusing being a politically correct celebrity. You so badly want to be publicly on the right side of important civil rights issues, yet you really want to seem cool to your son and his friends by dropping the N-bomb casually. What the hell do you do? Compromise with nigga. That’s what Madonna did on her super hip hashtag showing off her 13-year old son’s boxing prowess. #disnigga. Madonna herself went into the various stages of racist social media regret, first slamming haters for hating on her hashtag, then pulling the Instagram photo, going into hiding, and finally issuing an apology to E! news, because they are the newspaper of record for the mildly retarded.

I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N-word on Instagram, It was not meant as a racial slur … I am not a racist.

To bolster her point, Madonna provided E! news with a full list of every man she has slept with in her life as least as dark as Jellybean Benitez. She also reminded everybody that she likes to call people ‘enslavers’ when they don’t give her what she wants, as an homage to the horrible history of black subjugation in this country. I really hate seeing anybody get beat up over this thought police culture of kneejerk labeling. Though if anybody has to get beat up, I don’t mind seeing Madonna. That’ why I always rooted for Sean Penn’s left hook when they were married. I guess I’m a sexist. Or a misogynist. Or just right.

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