Thieves Want Cash for the Safe Return of Lindsay Lohan Nudes

It seems that the thieves that stole Lindsay Lohan’s computer want money for its safe return. We told you about Lindsay getting her laptop stolen while on a visit to China. Apparently there are naked pics of the fire crotch on the hard drive. The Tweets in which she raised the alarm about losing the computer have since been deleted. It’s thought that the thieves Tweeted from Lindsay’s computer just to prove they had the machine. It’s unclear how much they want but I guarantee you she’s going to have to dip deeply into her skiing fund to pay for it. This could be seen as a cautionary tale not to keep naked pictures of yourself off your computer or cell phone. You know, like the last ten thousand such similar cautionary tales over the past half dozen years. A quick check of my devices shows… nope, my legendary sized monster cock is nowhere to be seen. Leaked nude pictures of Lindsay could easily threaten her German language Cinemax career and derail her future plans to be Mayor of McDonaldland when that bastard McCheese finally steps down. There are real consequences here to Lindsay’s reputation.