Miley Cyrus Protests Anti-Topless Laws by Self-Censoring Her Titties

Miley Cyrus joined the epic battle for the right of angry feminist women to go topless in public just like men who love seeing their own nipples in store reflections do. We know how that hot button issue divides this nation between the people who don’t know about it to the people who don’t give a shit about it. And then the small sub-section of guys who stupidly believe good looking women are suddenly going to be walking around the city topless. Miley put in her two cents by flashing her bare boy chest on Twitter. She thanked New York for their ruling that women are allowed to be topless in public provided they’ve previously blogged about how clumsy and horrible the guy was who took their virginity. Miley had her little bumps censored with Christmas hearts just to reinforce the fact that she doesn’t understand irony.

To further her feminist credentials, Miley went on stage at Madison Square Garden to spank a girl midget and let a naughty Santa grind her ass for cash.

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