Madonna And Her High School Fiancé Break Up

This is really sad news. What chances do any of us have of sustaining love if a young French Algerian Muslim backup dancer can’t make it with an aging Skeletor looking pop music sheizen distributor? Fuck, romance is really really dead. It was just a few months ago that Madonna’s crackling vagina announced to her pretend friends at Kabbalah that she and Brahim were engaged. She was even going to pin her magical red string around Brahim’s wrist and recite the incantation that would allow her to absorb his youth into her own multi-thousand year old body. But something happened to break that spell. Some will blame it on supernatural forces working against such a demonic coupling. Others will note that it was bound to happen the first time Madonna wanted to have sex with the lights on. Either way, look for Madonna to swing through North Africa this Christmas to pick up a new baby and a boyfriend on a two-fer deal in the tribal lands.

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