Adriana Lima is Such a Tease

How many times has it happened, when a young, attractive female celebrity has been dropped off to a fancy restaurant or a hip night club, and as she’s getting out of the car, she flashes her cooch for the entire world to see? Not enough, if you ask me, which is why it was so disappointing to see Adriana Lima show the women of the world just how easy it is to cooter-block as she was getting out of a minivan at her hotel in London last night. Fortunately, I’m guessing she wasn’t coked up and drunk, and that’s why she was able to maneuver her arms and hands properly. So it should still be only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus steps out of a monster truck with one leg wrapped around her head and two paparazzi already camped out inside her labia.

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