Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Tits to Announce She’s Single

December 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s always awkward to try and figure out who is and is not available, between divorces, broken relationships, on-again off-again shit. Men are always available, but for women it can be quite confusing. I’d recommend topless pictures. Nothing says I’m looking to date again like a sending out a holiday card with your tits on it. Hey, look, Ashley got her nipples pierced. I wonder if she’s available for a cup of coffee. Why, of course she is.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson/Harper’s Bazaar Australia

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