Paul Walker Had a Young Girlfriend, Really Young

Now that TMZ has broken the cause of Paul Walker’s death as body trauma and burns (but imagine it in all caps with an exclamation point), there’s little mystery left to this Hollywood actor-died-too-young tragedy. Except for the first public appearance of his young girlfriend. Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell. Walker started ‘dating her’ in Hawaii when she was 16 and he was 33. Before you go digging up the charred pieces of Dead Paul Walker to prosecute him posthumously for statutory misdeeds, the age of sexual consent in Hawaii happens to be 16. Pretty conveniently so for Walker who apparently liked his ladies with the new car smell. I know it’s not particularly polite to speak ill of the dead, or point out their penchant for teenaged girls. God knows I don’t want someone doing that kind of shit at my funeral no matter how many high school sophomores I may wind up diddling during my Wild 30’s.

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