Lindsay Lohan is So Provocative

While she isn’t doing much of anything that qualifies as actual work – unless you count trying to sue Nintendo because she thinks Bowser was based on her – Lindsay Lohan is really stepping her “sexy” selfie game on Instagram lately with shots like this one that she posted last night. I put sexy in quotation marks because I don’t particularly find grainy shots of a recovering addict chewing on her finger nails while looking like she kind of wants that last slice of pizza but doesn’t want to lose the space in her stomach for another Goose and Bull very sexy. But for all I know, you perverts think this is the Mona Lisa of cock teasing, so I want judge you too harshly.