Courtney Love Gets High on Charity

You simply can’t keep a good woman down. Or Courtney Love, who would not be denied an appearance at the Sotheby’s RED Auction, which she found only after three stops at various Sbarro locations looking for a guy she thought stole her earrings the night before. The RED auction brings together rich people to lay down six-figures for designer computers and earbuds with all the proceeds going to fight The AIDS, Tuberculosis, and Malaria around the world. We call it ATM in the industry. Bono even sang about something that made everybody cry and thirteen million dollars was raised. Big shot Bill Gates matched that shit with thirteen more million he had loose in his pocket. Courtney Love offered to let him fuck her clenched armpit by way of thanks.

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