Ireland Baldwin Calls Reporters Cowards While Performing a Half-Scorpion

Ireland Baldwin thinks her dad is kind of a prick for calling everybody fags and coons and telling paparazzi to die a horrible death, but she still takes the side of family against the press. In particular, the 18-year old model slash former high school freshman called the people at the New York Daily News a bunch of cowards for bringing up the old ‘little pig’ reference her father made to her six years ago.

“The past is past and the Daily News are a bunch of cowards for revisiting my past. In the end, I feel nothing but sorry for them. If any of the reporters there even had children or families to love, I’m sure they would understand where I’m coming from.”

While statistically true that reporters have about 96% less sex than your average person, some of them have managed to propagate. How else to explain the continuing levels of journalism majors in college despite the fact not a single one of them has been hired since the invention of the Internet.

“Everyone tells me to stop paying attention to what others are saying, but it’s hard. This hurts. I am a human being, believe it or not. I am also not a celebrity. This is not what I would ever want to be known for.”

Obviously, people who consider Ireland a celebrity are completely unaware of her broad passion for both paddle boarding and making friendship bracelets. Also, technically, she’s now old enough to post bond for Uncle Daniel so that’s going to take up her weekends. I know, I’m a coward.

Here’s Ireland not being a celebrity, but I guess just a famous model in a new shoot where you can almost see her boobs.

Photo Credit: Solmaz Saberi