Laura Cremaschi in A Bikini

This Laura girl was one of the many showgirls involved in all those Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi underaged sex parties for which he’s standing trial . The term showgirl has pretty much meant hooker since about 1950. Just like escort, Thai masseuse, or any girl named Jayde with a ‘y’. The very idea of a sex party seems like such a fucking turnoff, which is a real trick since sex and party are two of the most enticing nouns in the dictionary. But you merge them together and you have emotionally troubled women pegging creepy old guys in masks while Caruso records play on the Victrola in the background. That can’t be good for anybody, save the creepy old guys who love the feel of a woman’s heel up their shitter.

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