You’re Still Not Fooling Us, Matthew Broderick

Arriving at the red carpet of the opening of an off-Broadway play in New York City last night, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker reminded us that their 16-year marriage has made them one of Hollywood’s most beloved couples. Of course, that is if you don’t think that he’s actually gay and the whole thing is a needless sham, like a lot of people believe. But if that is the case, he should be honest with himself and embrace who he really is, thus inspiring so many others to know that it’s okay to be proud of who they are.

Otherwise, if he wants to prove everyone wrong, Matthew should leak a sex tape that shows him absolutely railing the hell out of Sarah, not because I think that would be hot, but because I have a stomach ache and could really use a good vomit.

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