Tom Brady’s Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn’t want was a bunch of dickhead paparazzi climbing the fences and trying to sneak pictures of the ceremony and reception, so they had their then-bodyguards, Miguel Solis and Alexander Rivas, making sure that nobody was taking photos. When the pair found two paparazzi snapping pictures, they demanded that they turn over their memory cards, and when they refused, the bodyguards opened fire on their car. Now, according to TMZ, Miguel and Alexander have been sentenced to five years in prison, and this will really only be an important story when one of Tom’s kids goes missing five years and one day from now.

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