Chris Brown Is Already Done With Anger Rehab

Singer Chris Brown checked himself into rehab on October 29 after he was accused of assaulting a man in Washington DC, and he had agreed to voluntarily spend up to three months as a patient at a Malibu facility in order to get to the bottom of his rage and violence issues. But fuck all of that, because he has already checked out after just 16 days, and, according to Radar, his people say that he’s going to serve out the rest of his treatment on an outpatient basis while “completing his community service in the Los Angeles area.” So if you’re out and about in L.A. and you see Chris picking up trash, don’t be afraid to tell him that he sucks, because he totally won’t flip out on you and try to kill you. A cured man would never do such a thing.

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