Courtney Stodden’s Freakishly Large Breasts Drove Doug Hutchison Away

With the entire world still in disbelief over the fact that love is truly dead after Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison announced their separation, Courtney was quickly and conveniently in front of a camera to tell E! all about what went wrong. According to the 19-year old who looks like she’s late 30s at best, Doug simply couldn’t put up with the constant changes that Courtney was making to her body, from her stupidly massive fake tits to something as trivial as her ridiculously fake blonde hair extensions.

“He was so in love with me and he was, like, ‘You’re beautiful the way you are,’ kind of like the au naturel, organic thing,” Stodden told E!, adding “He was like, ‘You’re beautifully organically, why would you change something that’s perfect?’ Amazing that they spent all of this money on unnecessary surgeries and procedures for her and they never once thought to get Doug’s eyes fixed.

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