Yoga Pants Tycoon Blasted for Stating the Obvious

If you had to choose between pissing off Neo-Nazi biker gangs or groups of big beautiful women, go for the Aryan rips, at least they’ll kill you quickly. The dude who owns the Lululemon yoga pants empire, Chip Wilson, kind of let slip on national TV that the reason some of the company’s leggings might be getting so easily worn out is because of chub rub. He was smart enough not to say ‘chub rub’, he said, ‘Frankly, some women’s bodies just don’t work for it.’ So, fatties. Which has led to tons of angry letters, Facebook posts, cries of sexism from the large and lovely set who have threatened boycotts online. All this for implying that too much stuffing is going to bust your casing. When this dude is found squished to death, I suspect they’re going to be rounding up tons of women in oversized jerseys and undersized pants from stadium tailgates for questioning.