Katy Perry Jumped Rope For Her Fans (VIDEO)

Katy Perry performed her hit song “Roar” for a crowd of her fans at the Sydney Opera House yesterday, which isn’t noteworthy because the song is just the same old, cookie cutter pop crap that we’ve come to expect from her and the rest of her kind, right down to the fact that she’s singing, “I’ve got the eye of the tiger” like she wrote it. But as I was sitting there wondering why I was watching more than 4 minutes of her breathlessly pandering to children, she started jumping rope (around 2:45) and suddenly became the greatest performer of her generation. It’s remarkable how an opinion can change so quickly when a woman starts bouncing up and down.