Farrah Abraham: Mother Of The Year

Farrah Abraham once again proved that not everyone who has working genitals should be a parent. She appeared on inane reality star Bethenny Frankel’s show where she admitted that she waxes her 4-year-old daughter’s eyebrows. She apparently was getting fan mail, (who writes this bitch fan mail?), telling her that her kid’s eyebrows were out of control. So, she did what any sane mother would do and took a stranger’s opinion into greater consideration than her daughter’s health. An audience member called her on how disgusting a human jizz swamp she is and Farrah replied,

“I actually got a lot of fan mail from girls who were younger, who did have unibrows, and they only wished that their moms would have helped them.”

Really? It’s bad enough that this little girl has to grow up knowing that her mom turned to anal porn because she wanted new furniture. Does she really need to be made to look sexy at 4 years old? Are you worried that the pedophiles at the park will pass her over for the better groomed preschoolers? I guess it’s inevitable that her daughter will end up getting knocked up as a teenager like her mom. The first dude who tells her that he wants to run his dick through her furry brow will probably be the lucky cardholder.