Chris Brown Arrested For Assault…Again

Hey, guess what Chris Brown was arrested for doing? If you said assault then you are correct! This time he was arrested for beating up some dude outside of the W Hotel in D.C. Witnesses say that the guy tried to put his face into a photo Chris was taking with some skank outside the hotel at 4 in the morning. Naturally, Chris made a slur about the dude being gay then punched him in the face. Chris’ big bodyguard then decided he had to earn his keep so he punched the guy too. As much as photobombing has become the sport of assholes, you still can’t beat on a guy for doing it. At least, that’s my interpretation of the law.

The dude was taken to the hospital where his face was swelled up like a Vegas whore’s pussy during CES. I’m sure they got some great photos of his busted up mug. Cops arrested Brown and he’s being held at the station until he is arraigned this morning. This could be bad fucking news for Chris and good news for his future prison husband. Chris is on probation for, you know, kicking the crap out of Rihanna. This could be it for this slimy fucker. He could face four years in lockup for assault and violating his probation. Or, more likely, celebrity justice of 100 hours of speaking to the kids about staying off drugs and the dangers of photobombing. Here’s to hoping against all odds for the former.