Pauly D Wanted His Baby Aborted…Maybe

The ongoing saga of Pauly D knocking up Amanda Markert continues with allegations that the Jersey Shore start wanted his one night stand to get an abortion. Supposedly Amanda is shopping around texts that Pauly D sent her when he first found out that he had dropped his Guido seed in her belly. In the texts, he asks her quite politely to suck his zygote out of her highly trafficked reproductive organs.

Once you get past the public relations damage control and the visceral reaction to texting abortion demands, you get right down to the fact that Pauly D was making good sense. A young hard-partying DJ and a knocked up Hooters bartender already with a five-year old kid is pretty much the poster case for recreational pregnancy termination. Even somebody who morally hard-lined on zero abortions would have to make an exception for a woman who got spermed up by Pauly D. Trigger the claxons and start flushing her out in the hermetic chamber before the Species fetus becomes too powerful to be stopped.