Paris Hilton Doesn’t Want To Be Seen Simply As an Awesome DJ

I think DaVinci ran into this same problem. Am I a painter, a sculptor, an architect, a weapons designer? Same too now for the modern Renaissance woman, Paris Hilton. No, not a coke snorter and boutique shopper and lazy-eyed frenzied hummer giver. According to Paris herself:

I do so many things, I don’t consider myself a DJ. I’m a businesswoman, I’m a brand, I’m an artist, I’m a singer, I’m a designer.

Wow, she is a busy little beaver. All that in a five to ten hour work week.

DJing is something that I do because I love to party, love to make people dance, have fun, smile, have a good time and it’s something that I’m good at.

It’s true. I’ve seen Paris Hilton in person. She really does make people smile with her intense standoffishness, bodyguard, and omnipresent cell phone in her ear. It’s impossible not to feel giddy around the heiress. She’s like a walking tank of nitrous.

Here’s Paris Hilton at the pumpkin patch the celebrities all go to be photographed with their kids. Paris doesn’t have any children so she just showed off her tits. She is a brand.

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