Kylie Jenner Just Wants to Be Free

Kylie Jenner seems like the reluctant Kardashian. Yeah, she dropped out of school and is overdeveloped for her age and got a fancy ride for her sweet sixteen and she’s getting loaded at nightclubs. The Kardashian standard pedigree. But she still strikes me as Herbie the Elf. Maybe she wants to be a dental office receptionist. Perhaps she’s showing off brochures about exciting career opportunities in the oral hygiene appointment setting only to be rebuffed and mocked by a man with a bulbous nose and a goatee. That would be Kris Jenner in between waxings. Until Kylie’s professional ambition to work behind a sliding frosted glass window are achieved, expect her to continue to act more and more rebellious. Maybe get involved in Korean bondage porn or really break her mom’s heart by dating a white guy.

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