Lamar Odom Back on the Leash

No, that was not a 6.4 temblor, that was Khloe Kardashian putting her foot down. According to HollywoodLife.com, she’s demanded that Lamar Odom keep her informed of his whereabouts 24×7:

“They’re on speaking terms and Khloe knows where he is at all times. That’s one of the conditions she had to have because she’s too tired of worrying about where is he all the time. Lamar accepted that and understands that and he promised her he’d do that and has been for the past few weeks now.”

I think I’m missing the ‘or else’ part here. Or else you’ll never get to braid my ankle hair again while we watch the Oxygen channel? Was smoking crack and banging whores such a horrible existence that you’re willing to sell your independence for the chance to move back to Calabasas with the yeti? Lamar is seeking a job with the Lakers this week, so maybe he’s just figured out it’s best to put on a family, sober face.  Still, those every five-minute check-ins with Khloe are going to get tiring but quickly, especially traveling NBA style on the road.

Lamar, you haven’t called in over seventeen minutes. Lamar?  Check-in now! There better not be crack whores in your hotel room??? I’m eating your fucking iguana! Lamar????

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