Ashley Horn Gets Plastic Surgery To Look Like Half Sister Lindsay Lohan

No, I’m not making this shit up. The chick who just found out a couple years ago that Michael Lohan was her bastard father because her mom took his roid sperm during an affair in 1995, has now decided she wants to look just like Lindsay Lohan. She took her $25K and told the plastic surgeons to make her look like Lindsay before the drugs and booze and Samantha Ronson thick carpet munching.

“I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks. My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old.” — Ashley Horn to InTouch magazine.

I guess there’s not as big a market for ‘make me look worn and saggy and just out of rehab’  at plastic surgery centers. Ashley declared herself now officially hotter than Lindsay. She says she’s determined to stay away from the lifestyle that’ll cause her to become un-Lindsay like just like Lindsay has, which makes sense if you’re a semi-retarded fame seeking illegitimate child of Michael Lohan and a mom with very questionable judgement.

I’d only warn Ashley that Dina Lohan tried this same Single White Female creepy stalker mimic thing a few years ago and it did not make her happy. Just drunker. Though it did fool enough bank clerks to help her steal a little cash for mommy time.

Photo Credit: InTouch, Trisha