Now You Can Bone A Fake Farrah Abraham Vagina

Farrah Abraham, America’s favorite backdoor class act, is back to squeeze out some more money from her fleeting fame with a line of sex toys. The fake vagina and rubber tits were cast from molds taken of her actual lady bits. I’m not sure if there was a big call for this. I don’t know why someone who is in the market for a rubber vagina would pick Farrah Abraham’s over more established and attractive porn stars, but I’m not that well versed in the fake pussy industry. Farrah says in a video posted on Radar,

“Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me. This is crazy.”

I seem to recall that Farrah claimed that her now classic porno, Backdoor Teen Mom, was an amateur sex tape with porn superstar James Deen that somehow mysteriously was released into the world. I guess so that in her own mind she doesn’t seem like a dirty whore. How is she going to rationalize this sex toy line? Did they hypnotize her and force her to have a plaster mold made of her vag? I mostly feel sorry for is the poor people who work in some sweatshop in China whose job it is to make these Farrah Abraham vaginas. Can you imagine punching your fist through the low-end vinyl to create the Farrah crease 800 times a day? Yes, I know, your job seems much better now.