Barb Thomas Has No Arms and Bodybuilds, What the Fuck Do You Do?

The story of Barb Thomas, the late 30-something body and fitness competition chick with no arms has been making the media rounds. It’s another one of these deeply inspirational stories that will mostly only make you feel like shit. When your old high school buddy who was always weaker than you tells you he’s now benching more than you at the gym, that’s inspirational. You get your fat ass back to the gym because you dominate that fucker. When a woman with zero arms is doing dead lifts with her shoulder nubs and opening car doors with her feet, that’s just deflating. You will never be as good as her. Never. Just sit on the couch and watch TV until you die. Good work, Barb.